Spiderbro

Posted by on Feb 7, 2011 in 4chan trolls | 6 comments

Spiderbro

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  • Dcsawce

    I had a similar experience with my Spiderhoe. She would give me quadruple hand jobs and even weaved me a ball-sack sack for my balls to be warm in the winter. My story also has a tragic ending; She was cast for Spiderman4, but Tobey raped her on the set, he turned out to be one of those spiders that eats the females after sex, now he is carrying her child. I will miss you Spiderhoe.

  • someone’s kid

    I had a similar experience with my Spidertoe. It would give me suction-like grip on the floor and even lets me climb up and down walls in the winter. Never let me down once. My story also has a tragic ending; i was in Antarctica and got frostbite from having sex with the local eskimos with their foot fetishes. had to amputate the toe right off. goodbyes were said, tears were shed. i will miss you Spidertoe.

  • http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/ HFtT

    I had a similar experience with combo breaker.

    • yyoHoldUpthisAintRightDawg

      shit reply 2 posts aint no god dam combo

    • Rage Quitter

      C-C-C-C-COMBO RAPER!!!!!

  • Travelingtimely

    I had a similar experience with my SpiderJoe*1. We shared the same cell and always had to go at the same time. He would even wipe me after wiping himself. My story also has a tragic ending; One of the jealous inmates planted a tarantula in the toilet and my SpiderJoe*1 got a fatal bite by a spider in his spider*2.

    See related definitions per UrbanDictionary.com: #1:when one person sits on a toilet and another person sits in the opposite direction. The two people then proceed to do their business concurrently. #2 Noun: Another definition for an anus/a-hole. Bend over in front of the mirror and look between your legs and you’ll see why. Body in the center and many legs spiraling out from there.