The Perfect Handjob

Posted by on Apr 30, 2010 in 4chan trolls | 6 comments

How do I give the perfect handjob? 4chan trolling

Spotted by: Anon

Somewhat related:

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign above the bar that reads…

Ham Sandwich’s $2
Chicken Sandwich’s $3
Hand Jobs $4

So the man walks up to the hot woman with big tits behind the bar and asks her, “excuse me, are you the one who does the hand jobs?”

She smiles at him and says, “yes.”

The man then replies, “can you wash your hands, I would like a Ham Sammich”

  • 3DD

    Ha, that not how I recall how the joke goes.

    • http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/ HFtT

      lol, how do you remember it?

      • 3DD

        A biker rolls into a saloon in the middle of nowhere. The sign over the bar says

        Cold Beer $2
        Hamburger $2.50
        Cheeseburger $3
        HANDJOB $50

        The biker sees the super-hot barmaid and says, “Are you the one that gives the hand jobs?” She says with a knowing smile, “Why yes, yes I am.” He leans over and whispers in her ear, “Then go wash your fuckin’ hands cause I want a cheesebuger!”

        It also had a pic to go with it.

  • Lrrr

    Yet another submission by me.

    • http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/ HFtT

      you just gave away your Anon disguise… HIDE QUICKLY CHILD!

  • Guest

    I LIKE TELLING JOKES I FIND ON EBAUM’S WORLD TO MY FRIENDS TOO!