Diablo III Beta Invites!
(29 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Greetings!
We know that some of you are super stoked for the launch of Diablo III and as a thank you for being a loyal HELP FEED THE TROLL visitor, we would like to extend you an invitation to participate in the Diablo III beta!
If you are interested, you need to have a Battle.net account, which you can easily create on Blizzard’s battle.net website.
To secure your place among the first of Sanctuary’s heroes, please use one of the following beta codes.
DF39-3434-MVN3-XXC3-XKJP-451T
KIE9-87DD-VC71-449X-4LLL-43PT
PQ3X-FPO0-UH4V-EB33-NTR0-LL3D
NX83-L993-JCN3-CFJF-KQE6-553L
IYUR-3988-FFF2-DZN0-DJ29-294X
UH4V-B33N-TR0L-L3DL-OL29-ZZDZ
Remember, these are all being offered on a first-come first-serve basis so act quick!
From the creator of HFtT comes the next unoriginal thing!
(15 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
Its like FML except not aimed at giant emo pussies.
The site has a simple purpose– To TROLL the First World…
- Does your HDTV take too long to turn on?
- Is the air conditioning at work too cold during the summer and too hot during the winter?
- Did you sleep with too many pillows last night so now your neck hurts?
- Did your water bottle expire today?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you just may be singing the First World Blues.
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Want to join HFtT?
(34 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)We are looking to recruit some more moderators to help update the site more frequently. If you’re interested please email us at helpfeedthetroll@gmail.com. Submit one of your trolls and let us know why you’d make a good candidate.
Rules & Eligibility:
- Must be at least 8 years old to apply
- NO MEXICANS
HFtT Gets Featured
(26 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)Yeah yeah I know.. who hasn’t heard of HELP FEED THE TROLL, right? Well you’d be surprised.
For those of you that don’t know, this website is run by me–a single, disabled, veteran, morbidly obese, stay at home mother of 8.
I also have AIDS.
So it goes without saying that every little bit of help in getting HFtT’s name out there helps a ton. A huge thanks goes out to ListSalad.com for featuring us on their home page. If you haven’t checked them out yet, please return the favor. You can find the featured article here.
Top Four Google Searches That Lead to HFtT
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So I was whoring over HFtT’s stats, as I usually do, when I stumbled upon an interesting little nugget of info.
Between 400 to 1000 people visit HELPFEEDTHETROLL monthly wanting to know if its normal for their girlfriend to have a dick.
I don’t know how to feel about this.
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