We’re Closing Shop

Posted by HFtT on Sep 1, 2010 in HFtT News | View Comments

(51 votes, average: 1.55 out of 5)

This site is going offline at midnight TONIGHT .  Please remove any comments you may have made and GTFO.

Fuck Facebook

Posted by HFtT on Jul 22, 2010 in HFtT News | View Comments

(18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

Lord Facebook decided that our fan page was too offensive and went on to delete it without warning.  You know what I say to that?

We’re not giving up that easily.  You can keep closing us down, but we’ll make sure to open ourselves back up.

Please support the TROLL, join our new fan page (click here)!

Dedicated To All Of Our Fans

Posted by HFtT on Jun 27, 2010 in HFtT News | View Comments

(26 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)

Our Biggest Accomplishment Yet

Posted by HFtT on Jun 19, 2010 in HFtT News | View Comments

(32 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)

I am proud to say that in the 5 or so months that HELP FEED THE TROLL has been online we have officially dethroned Your Starving Children (among many others) as the people who most need to be fed:

Spotted by: Serial Troller

The HFtT t-shirts are here!

Posted by HFtT on Jun 4, 2010 in HFtT News | View Comments

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

The Official HELP FEED THE TROLL store is now open to the public!

As of this moment, you can treat yourself and that special someone to a HFtT t-shirt all the while supporting the website. Everybody wins! Our sizes even go up to XXL, so even the fatties no longer have an excuse! YAY!

Here is what you’ll find inside (no worries, you can customize the color):