Win A Free HFtT t-shirt!
(16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
The rules are simple. A bit too simple if you ask me… A trap? Maybe. Will some of you be anally violated in this process? I’d be lying if I said no. Still interested? Read on.
If you enjoy HELP FEED THE TROLL then go ahead and “like” our facebook fan page (click here) then invite your friends to do the same. When we reach 1000 fans, one of you will be randomly chosen to receive a free HELP FEED THE TROLL t-shirt. A complimentary package of facial tissues will be included to help damage control your fapping session which is guaranteed to ensue upon the shirt’s arrival.
Fuck Facebook
(21 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Lord Facebook decided that our fan page was too offensive and went on to delete it without warning. You know what I say to that?
We’re not giving up that easily. You can keep closing us down, but we’ll make sure to open ourselves back up.
Please support the TROLL, join our new fan page (click here)!
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Our Biggest Accomplishment Yet
(47 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)I am proud to say that in the 5 or so months that HELP FEED THE TROLL has been online we have officially dethroned Your Starving Children (among many others) as the people who most need to be fed:
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The HFtT t-shirts are here!
(14 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)The Official HELP FEED THE TROLL store is now open to the public!
As of this moment, you can treat yourself and that special someone to a HFtT t-shirt all the while supporting the website. Everybody wins! Our sizes even go up to XXL, so even the fatties no longer have an excuse! YAY!
Here is what you’ll find inside (no worries, you can customize the color):
Huge Ass Shuffle Button
