HELP FEED THE TROLL T-Shirt Design Contest!

Posted by HFtT on May 17, 2010 in HFtT News | 0 comments

(14 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

this is what a t-shirt looks like

The rules are fair, sweet, and supple.  They have the power to drive some men to insanity while others to utter bliss.  I’ve personally thought about the rules dozens of times per day ever since I reached puberty.  The rules… they’re so well rounded.  So warm and inviting.  They just make everyone want to participate with a hands on approach. But enough about the tits rules, on to the contest!

Contest Begins: NOW (May 17, 2010 at 11:23PM)

Contest Ends: In 2 weeks (May 31, 2010 at 11:23PM)

Submissions: Please make the title of your email “CONTEST”, attach your submission, and email it to us at helpfeedthetroll@gmail.com before the deadline.

Prize: The winner will get to see the fruit of their labor printed on a single t-shirt, paid for, and shipped free of charge.  They also get the peace of mind knowing that they played an important role in the American Troll Efforts.  Honestly, if you fail, or choose not to participate, you’re probably a terrorist ginger anyway so fuck you.

We’re Looking for Advertisers

Posted by HFtT on May 1, 2010 in HFtT News | 0 comments

(13 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)

We’re happy to say that our traffic has been on the rise ever since our launch in January of this year.  We are almost hitting our monthly bandwidth limit and will likely need to migrate to a different hosting plan.  The pennies that we’re making off of Google ads aren’t really enough to help us much in this transition so we thought we’d reach out to our fans and ask if there are any potential advertisers on here?  Here are some basic numbers in case you or anyone you know may be interested:

APRIL STATS

Pageviews: 269,000
Total Visits : 105,000
Unique Visitors: 70,000

If you have any other questions, feel free to email us at helpfeedthetroll@gmail.com and we can further flesh out the details.

To everyone else, thank you so much for visiting, and my apologies for this spam.

HFtT

1000 Steps Closer To World Domination

Posted by HFtT on Apr 13, 2010 in HFtT News | 0 comments

(25 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)

We’ve just reached our milestone of 1000 fans on facebook.  In the whole scheme of things, this is entirely insignificant.  In my life though it only means one thing: no cat food tonight.  Going to celebrate with a nice frozen burrito and some ice cold tap water.

Pic somewhat related.

HFtT Forums are up (who gives a shit)

Posted by HFtT on Apr 9, 2010 in HFtT News | 0 comments

(30 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

We heard your cries of outrage when we proposed the idea of a HFtT forum.  This motivated us to work extra hard to bring them to you as fast as possible!  So here you go:

http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/forums

They’re live, bitches.

Chatroulette fake hair TROLL

Posted by HFtT on Mar 17, 2010 in Chatroulette trolls, HFtT News | 0 comments

(36 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)

I feel like this video captures the essence of all of the internet in a few short minutes.