HFtT Behind the Scenes #1
So just a little update on whats happening here behind the scenes on HELP FEED THE TROLL. Some of you who are members of our facebook fan page may be aware that yesterday I announced that
I will be closing down the site.
Thats not actually true at all. I’m not really sure why people still take me seriously. In fact, I have made the last part of that sentence above huge and bold to freak out the folks who are just now scrolling by. Anywho, as a peace offering I give you this:
BREAKING NEWS: HFtT Got Trolled
A PERSONAL WARNING TO MY READERS:
It is one thing if you guys troll and make fun of other people, make Haiti jokes, or are blatantly racist to one another… but what makes you think I would personally appreciate this sort of treatment? My heart has been broken and I am strongly considering closing down the site. Here I am trying to do something honorable and kind for the world and you suggest that I commit suicide?? I’m a human bean!
We all make mistakes, and the shuffle button maybe the worst one I have made yet. But aren’t you guys going a bit overboard? Anyways, I have thought this through and this is what it all comes down to:
I have 3 Aleve resting in my sweaty hands and unless I get a written apology from Mr. Andrew in the comments below, this website will be down by midnight and I along with it.
Next time, take my feelings into acunt.
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Ughhh wtf just happened LOL?
If you’re reading this, you may or may not have noticed that our old website disappeared and this newer, shinier one appeared in its place. Are you sure the old website even existed? I think you might be crazy. This is what HFtT always looked like! We don’t take kindly to crazy folk around here, so maybe you best be on your merry way.
Okay now that the crazies are gone, I can freely admit that this is indeed a new design. Its not fully implemented yet, so you may notice that some of the previous post might look funny, but no worries we’ll gradually fix them.
Soooo… do you hate it? Do you want to make passionate love to it?
Please let us know in the comments, or at least use this opportunity to troll us…
Breaking News: I think I know who tried to kill me!?!
Just kidding, I am still not fully sure of the true identity of the assassin that is now lying at my feet. But now that I have your attention, please help support the Troll:
- subscribe to our RSS feed
- become a fan of our facebook group
- or follow us on Twitter!
Sincerely,
Pragnant Baby


