If warning labels told the truth.

I should come with a warning label

Submitted by: Ether


  • Wesley

    “Keep away from children & pets”

  • whutsurnaym

    “Hazardous if swallowed”

  • “Do not use orally after using rectally.”

    • KittehOfColor

      Hmm…I always thought “Swallow or it goes in your eye” was the main rule…but that’s a good one too. 😀

      • I’ll take your word for it.  You’ve been following that rule your whole life :).

        • KittehOfColor

          I’m going to pretend you meant that as a playful jest since I am one of your adoring fans and you couldn’t possibly want to say mean things to me <3 …and I will counter with the following…at least I didn't forget the rules like your mother did last night. 😛 😀