HELP FEED THE TROLL T-Shirt Design Contest!

Posted by on May 17, 2010 in HFtT News | 5 comments

this is what a t-shirt looks like

The rules are fair, sweet, and supple.  They have the power to drive some men to insanity while others to utter bliss.  I’ve personally thought about the rules dozens of times per day ever since I reached puberty.  The rules… they’re so well rounded.  So warm and inviting.  They just make everyone want to participate with a hands on approach. But enough about the tits rules, on to the contest!

Contest Begins: NOW (May 17, 2010 at 11:23PM)

Contest Ends: In 2 weeks (May 31, 2010 at 11:23PM)

Submissions: Please make the title of your email “CONTEST”, attach your submission, and email it to us at helpfeedthetroll@gmail.com before the deadline.

Prize: The winner will get to see the fruit of their labor printed on a single t-shirt, paid for, and shipped free of charge.  They also get the peace of mind knowing that they played an important role in the American Troll Efforts.  Honestly, if you fail, or choose not to participate, you’re probably a terrorist ginger anyway so fuck you.

  • boobs

    needs more boobs.

  • http://www.just-sayin.net/ SketchyIndividual

    It’d be unfair for a print designer to enter this.

    Way unfair.

    Enjoy losing, suckaaaaaahs!

    • theodore

      if by losing u mean winning then I will enjoy losing very much.

  • 3DD

    If I decide to get off my lazy ass, I will make one. It will be for women only. It will for women only; it will be like the one in the picture, ‘cept without the buttons so they can’t button it up and hide anything awesome. And on the right breast it will have “Help Feed” with “help” in black letter above “feed” which will be in red letters. And on the left breast it will have “The Troll” with the little troll picture sucking on the titty!

  • Karlmenderson

    That’s a polo, not a T shirt.