This has been a tip of the hat to the recent 4chan tackles the Haiti crisis (Haiti jokes) post. No need to remind you that Jesus will be butt seksing you in hell (using your tears as lube) for laughing at this.
A PERSONAL WARNING TO MY READERS:
It is one thing if you guys troll and make fun of other people, make Haiti jokes, or are blatantly racist to one another… but what makes you think I would personally appreciate this sort of treatment? My heart has been broken and I am strongly considering closing down the site. Here I am trying to do something honorable and kind for the world and you suggest that I commit suicide?? I’m a human bean!
We all make mistakes, and the shuffle button maybe the worst one I have made yet. But aren’t you guys going a bit overboard? Anyways, I have thought this through and this is what it all comes down to:
I have 3 Aleve resting in my sweaty hands and unless I get a written apology from Mr. Andrew in the comments below, this website will be down by midnight and I along with it.
Next time, take my feelings into acunt.