Top 5 Law Enforcement Troll Stories

Posted by HFtT on Jun 6, 2011 in Troll_Stories | 1 comment

#5 High Speed Chase

There’s a bike path where I live that has a posted 15 mph speed limit for cyclists. One time a slightly overweight policeman actually sat on the trail with a radar gun and caught me going well over the limit. I managed to maneuver past him on the trail and he immediately mounted his mountain bike and began chasing me. Because I was riding a road bike, and was in much better shape than him, there was no chance of him catching me. I actually toyed with him a little, letting him catch up a little every now and then.

teabagalomaniac’s Troll Story

#4 The Fight

Remember in middle school we liked to fuck with our dean non stop. Used to follow him around, calling ourselves the “P Sqaud” (his last name started with P).

One day we decided to start a “fight”. Got all the kids in on the situation at lunch, and soon had a massive group of people chanting “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” in the middle of the quad. Mr. P comes sprinting in, with full pissed off/panic face on, only to find me and my friend in a heated thumb war.

flongo’s Troll Story

#3 Keeping Up With The Traffic

After being pulled over to the side of a two lane highway for speeding:
Officer: “Why were you in such a rush?”
Me: “Just keeping up with traffic sir.”
Officer: “There’s no one in front of you.”
Me: Cheeky grin “Goes to show you how fast traffic is moving today.”
I got a ticket.

hadababyeatsaboy’s Troll Story

#2 Vascar Traps

There was a speed trap where I grew up on PA Route 74. One of the markers (since it was a vascar trap) was a white plastic jug. I often stopped along that route when I saw the jug there, grabbed the jug, and drove off.

I got stopped once doing this. The cop seemed really angry. I told him “I see that thing there all the time, and it bothers me that nobody has bothered to pick up that trash.”

ianschenck’s Troll Story

#1 This Kid Will Go Far

College town.. huge party. Excise cops are in town busting parties left and right. Ours gets busted. They proceed handing out tickets to underage drinkers. One kid gets a scrap piece of paper and folds it into the shape of the tickets the cops are handing out and sits on the front steps with his head in hands repeating, “My parents are gonna fuckin kill me”.. Cops just pass him right by.

evildaveletterman’s Troll Story