Penis Inspection Day

Spotted by: Kyle





  • notatroll

    Ah penis inspection day, I remember when my father used to make me drop my trousers and carefully inspect my penis while feeling my testicles. I also remember him telling me not to tell my mom anything about it cause it seemed I had some problems down there and it would make her cry. Then my brother developed enough to have his penis inspected and I haven’t gotten the same attention since. :(

    • wackbitch

      wow.

    • Dicks

      Cool story bro.

    • Smartyartkid

      I think he told you not to tell her ’cause he was molesting you…

  • Cookiesformatt

    wow, i was home schooled… i never had my dad or a stranger touch my penis, mabey thats why im not gay.

    • Niggajewboy

      poor child, you really missed out on an amazing experience, i relished the days when my penis was inspected

  • Yaya

    I too had something similiar. Though mine was more “Find the Vagina” But I think it’s in the wrong place. My daddy use to say it was in the back so he made me bend over and stand like an animal. He always use to say it was really weird so he made his friend video tape it… At least he had my brother inspect it too sometimes…

    • Cookiesformatt

      Can i have a copy of that tape?

  • XxPurpleSkyxX

    Now if it was a hot blonde gym teacher then I wouldnt mind that day being everyday

  • XxPurpleSkyxX

    Now if it was a hot blonde gym teacher then I wouldnt mind that day being everyday

    • http://thenewvirus.com Byronthurman

      One would think, as your hot blonde gym teacher, that he might approve of this if you asked nicely. =)

  • XxPurpleSkyxX

    Now if it was a hot blonde gym teacher then I wouldnt mind that day being everyday

  • Rylee Beavers

    This has to be a joke.

    • http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/ HFtT

      No, penis inspection day is real.

  • http://thenewvirus.com Virii

    One would think, as your hot blonde gym teacher, that he might approve of this if you asked nicely. =)

  • Adam132

    its real lol

  • DumbasscusTROLL

    I remember it fondly. every once in a while, he would also hold rectal inspections. He would stick his fingers in our rectum to make sure they were healthy

  • Hoipoloi2

    That’s messed up. Glad I don’t have a penis.

  • #teamvagina13

    WHAT THE FUCK! #teamvagina

  • Transforsite

    The same thing happened to me. Just that it happened when i was around my late 40′s or so.

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  • tfwnogf

    Be 10
    playing pokemon on shitter before school
    Bus comes outside
    I still havent wiped
    Mom yells I have to go
    Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
    Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
    Girl I like sits next to me
    asks me if ive ever been kissed
    I take out my gameboy
    She starts whispering in my ear
    I start sweating
    I look down
    The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
    She notices
    I notice
    I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
    My sphagetti falls out all over
    I start sweating more
    Realize i forgot to wipe my ass
    The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
    bus gets to school
    Try and run to bathroom
    teacher catches me
    its penis inspection day
    my name is alan aardvard
    I have to go first
    Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
    I refuse
    She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
    close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
    She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
    she pukes on my dick
    I get expelled