What are the earliest signs of pregnacy?

What are the earliest signs of pregnancy? (yahoo answers trolling)

  • dfarrey

    I believe it’s impossible to be sure you’re pregnant. However, if you give birth to a child, the probability is high that you were pregnant.

    • well if the “Virgin” Mary was impregnated with Jesus without having sex, could it theoretically be possible for you to give birth without ever really being pregnant?

      I don’t see why not.

      • dfarrey

        Good point. Wait a minute, wouldn’t that mean that anyone could give birth at any time at God’s whim? And let’s face it, God’s a douchebag.

  • Gives new meaning to the phrase, “the reason you were born is because the condom broke” …and this meat wallet is probably one of the byproducts of the saying: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100528141729AACmvjn

    • Homer

      mmmm meat wallet

  • GenKan

    If you ask me, just wait until you feel a kick from “the inside”. With out eating a taco thats been left for a a few days in the sun.

  • Rage Quitter

    the first sign is if the boyfriend either wants you to have an abortion or breaks up with you

    • Anon

      the second sign is that he is now sleeping with your sister.